Oh the Products
OK, I don't have ten seconds to be on here today. I mean it. Not ten seconds. I've got to write all my intros and outros for the Breaking Free taping so don't even think about tempting me to linger. But what I saw on television this morning while watching my usual half hour of Good Morning America and putting on my mascara should not go without comment. Did you know that you can now purchase shoes that automatically work out your gluteus maximus when you walk? And that's not all! You can now buy Splenda with a gram of fiber in it.
I'm just saying.
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posted by Beth @ 10:24 AM
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144 Comments:
I'm just curious as to why putting fiber in Splenda is a need. Is being regular that big of a problem in America?
Oh yes, I had 4 grams of fiber in my coffee this very morning!!!
Oh bless the sweet name! If I wore the gluteus maximus shoes to Jazzercise, where we work out the gluteus maximus for the whole hour, I would surely have a nice gluteus maximus. I'm just sayin'.
And did I really just say that on the world wide web?
AND, fiber in the Splenda. We all know what that'l do to ya'! I'M JUST SAYIN'!
Hi there..
Are there going to be an simulcasts in the next year? Our church is capable now of participating in those.
Thanks
Wow!!! Buns of steel just from walking at the mall and becoming regular by simply sweetening my tea (even more)????? This IS a red letter day!!! Praise the Lord for modern day miracles!!!!! (no really, it would be a miracle if those shoes work!)
Beth~ You are such a hoot!! I love you tons!! BTW Thank you so much for my John Devotional, got it yesterday!! I'm anxious to begin reading it!
My Bible Study group is going to be studying Esther in January, also can't wait for that. Thank you for all you do, you have touched so many women's hearts, especially mine!!
Your Siesta in Christ!! Trish
I wonder sometimes, if WE even need to be here. Our cars can park themselves; do we really need to be present?
I just love the visual of you putting on mascara and watching Good Morning America. I don't know why, but I love it when I get a glimpse of you being "regular people."
I saw the splenda last night and almost bought it at Walgreens but decided to wait for some roll back prices at wally world
I am visiting different blogs for ideas and I must say this is a very nice blog.
Grace & Peace,
DeAntwan Fitts
I'm so glad you told me that--after weeks of the news, I have almost vowed to not watch or listen to any more news. So if it were not for you, I would never have known either of those helpful facts.
PRAYING down the house for next week!
Love,
Holly
PS I might watch and listen to the news again...in a few months.
Oh Wow, I love to walk! That would be cool, but you know what would be even better? An office chair that worked your gluteus maximus while you sit. I would be in such good shape.
I'm just saying....
To all Siestas, have a wonderful weekend!
Blessings,
Marita
Yahoo!!! Glut Busting Shoes! And their Scriptural:
2 John 1:6 "...his command is that you walk in love."
My sister-in-law owns the shoes...jury's still out on if they work. Heard about the Splenda with fiber...immediately made me think of the new Coca Cola with vitamins and minerals. Could the combination possibly be right? Wouldn't the goodness of one be canceled out by the "badness" of the other?
I'm just saying.
Oh my word! What will they think of next? At least we can all be entertained even through commercial breaks, huh?! Now if only those shoes will actually do something for my rear end....
I'm so excited to be the first post!!! I forgot what I wanted to say.... so, glad to know. Maybe I can afford to buy the shoes with the money I'll save on fiber!
Oh my goodness! What will they think of next?!?
Praying for you today and this weekend (and all next week too) as you prepare and teach the retaping of Breaking Free. May you be a mouthpiece for Him!
Much love to you!
sounds painful on so many levels but thanks for letting us know!
Okay - so your "not ten seconds" post begs for answers to these questions:
1. Are the shoes that work out your gluteous maximus going to be comfortable and what do you look like when you are walking in them?
2. Does it take the whole 30 minutes of GMA for you to apply your mascara???
3. Splenda...tastes like sugar, works like Benefiber...hmmmm...is that right???
Have a great Friday, friend...thanks for the laugh!
Blessings,
Dori
That's not all. This holiday season is going to be a shoppers paradise! I'm not trying to be insensitive about the economy...but this is a bright side for us! I heard a blurb on the news this morning that "American Eagle, Ann Taylor, Chico’s, Soma, Gap, Victoria’s Secret, Bath & Body Works, Talbots and J. Jill have offered discounts on their entire merchandise lines!" Now that's something to be happy about. I did look up the article, its at the new york times and its called "retailers report a sales collapse" if anyone wants to read about the discounts.
I could use some shoes like that!
What will they think of next?
Praying for you as you write those intro's and outro's and for the taping.
Thanks for the laugh, Miss Beth!
You are too funny,Beth!Personally, it would take more than the shoes to help me out!Maybe they will come up with something easy to take care of the omentum(instead of crunches)like a nice belt! Praying for the spectacular to take place in Lousiana.
Yep, knew about both of those things. Now if those tummy panel jeans from Lee would only work out my abs I'd look great!
Thanks for the hot tip, Beth!! Tomorrow is my Birthday and I was asking my husband for a pair of shoes I have been wanting. At the bewildering age of 59 (How in the world did I get to this age???) my gluteus is at its maximus!! Perhaps I better have some of those!!
Well, that would certainly take the fun out of walking....cause mine would be sore!!! Just kidding...sort of.....
Blessings,
Bible Bunny in No MI
Your so funny!
You kill me. I'm just sayin...
xoxoxoxoxo
Judy
Father please place a wall of fire around Your girl today, one that only You can penetrate... And thank you for blessing Your sweet sweet servant Billy with a birthday. He loves you so! In Jesus precious name, Amen
I love you so much! You have got to be one of a kind. I can hear you as I read your blog entries and it always makes me smile. Thank you for sharing yourself with the siestas!!
All I can say is that I am 52 years old and need the shoes as well as the Splenda!
Ha!
I heard about the Splenda thing yesterday... I may need some of those shoes! : )
Never did I think I'd see the day where Bethie would do a one-paragraph blog post about glutes and gum. What is this world coming to? (Oh...after election day, don't answer that!)
Beth...You betcha I'm prayin' for your weekend!!!
(((HUGS))) from Arkansas!
Beth you are so silly (Which I think is great.)and I really need much humor this day. Nothing bad has happened just feeling a little blue. So thanks for brighting my day. Kim B. AZ
We truly live in amazing times...
Haha Hey workout what you can with the least time possible. Us busy women have to multitask!!
-- Tessa
That is good news! I love it!!! You can actually buy almost everything now with fiber in it. How do they do that???? And I need to look into those shoes too!
Have a blessed day!!!
I look forward to the new "Esther" Bible study, too!!!
LOL! Mamma Beth you know how to make me smile! :)
Did you know you can get high on Splenda? You can- my son (10 at the time) was coaxed into sniffing several packets at a rehearsal dinner for my cousin. Turns out- the sugar alcohols can, in fact, cause a child to be "drunk" -hangover and all. I'm just saying...
Thank you for making me laugh!! I've had lots of "Skittles" moments throughout the week almost on a daily basis. Anywho, the splenda comment made me giggle.
Have an awesome, amazing time with y'all's tapings!!! I am so excited for the new version--can't wait till I can get it. I learned so much from the original version. But I am looking fwd to the new one.
Love & prayers,
Andreea
You are wonderful! Have you been told that a gazillion times already? You make my day! I love to read what you guys are up to, and the way you write (and speak) makes me long to know the Lord more. Thank you very much.
Didn't know about the shoes but I did see the ad for Splenda the other day.
Becky
Attalla, AL
That is the funniest thing I have heard all day!
I have heard that they do not work and may make your behookie bigger. I am afraid to test this theory out.
We are a strange society.
Wearing shoes to work out our buns? Looking to something artificial to give us something natural?
Are we weird or what?
And yet, I know I'll be on the lookout for those shoes.....hee hee
Splenda with fiber! Perfect. Oh you kill me. Thanks for the giggle. Have a tremendous time with Breaking Free!
Mercy me. Who would want to walk around building up your backside while looking like you are on high-heeled tenni-runners?
oooh oooh, I'm just saying!!
I love you so much Beth!
The splenda thing is such a brilliant idea!
Thanks for a good laugh! I needed it. Kay Martin
Yeah---I sell some shoes like that through Avon! Good stuff!
I also sell a coffee cup that will stir in your cream and sugar at the touch of a button--but at $10 a mug, in this economy, I think I'll have to save the money and pull out my old-fashioned spoon. :)
Oh Beth, thank you for keeping us informed. Now are you going to try these out for us?
You crack me right up!
NOOOO WAY!! I've gotta get me a pair of those shoes! :D
I'm just sayin...
Why is it this post just makes me giggle?
You are too funny! I love it!
Someone told me today about those shoes and I told her that the wonderful conference coordinator we at American Christian Fiction Writers use has been wearing them for several years as she raced around our conference hotel. She swears by them.
I seen those shoes on tv and I also send them in a health magazine saying they didn't work.....
I was reading the blogs and thought "oh goodness" M. Fitts decided to read your blog today of all days! TeeHee! You are covered in prayer, Beth.
About the shoes.....yep, the work your muscles, muscles that you didn't know you had. They are called BMTs.....at least that what the ones I have and am familiar with are called. Check them out: http://www.swissmasaius.com/ They aren't cheap, but then what is cheap that really works.
They are especially wonderful if you have knee pain. Pretty amazing to walk almost pain free, almost immediately. They recommend that you break them in slowly -- I recommend that also. I LOVE mine!!
About the splenda...........oops, gotta scoot....just drank some tea sweetened with splenda. LOL!!
you are so funny. :)
ardI like the chair idea!!!For those of us who "office walk" all day, and the Splenda, magnificient!!!Just one more way to drop your blood sugar...
Will be praying much next week!
Darinda
Oh the innocense of youth. Being regular does become a BIG deal as you get older. I don't know if the 1 gram in Splenda will really help though. Anyway God is blessing the ladies at my church through Believing God right now. It is amazing. Have a blessed weekend everyone!!!
You know Beth, I'm still waiting for someone to print a Bible study with self-brewing coffee before each day's homework. That would be a huge time-saver for me...
Oh my you crack me up!!
Oh my, you just crack me up!
...I need to find these shoes...
SO good to know. Do you remember what the shoes were called or where they sell them?
Beth, you never fail to amuse me or challenge me and very often, both!
Thanks for the info!
Christine
Can you imagine hot chocolate WITH FIBER - Hello! It's now a health drnk!
I saw last year on Good Morning American that they make a camera that deducts 10lbs from your body...never did find that in the stores though!
I've been wondering if those shoes work!
So sorry you closed comments on the funny stories--I finally remembered a good one :)
PS--I bought "Esther" today! Don't know when I'll get to do the study but so exciting!
I think Bath Works sells those "Fit Flops". I saw Avon's too.
People don't really realize how important fiber is to our diet. A great book to read about it is the Fiber 35 diet. Fiber is wonderful!!
Beth you are too funny. Here I thought it was going to be a serious post or something, not a funny post on fiber and tight buns!! LOL
You all shut down comments muy pronto... as for a house united, be patient and you get it, for real, without biting of lips... if you promise to be quite, which is like asking the sun not to shine...
if you promise to shhhuish, shhhuish for now... look at what is happening under the radar... a referendum here (almost without press)because of a tear everywhere, and some really terribly hard hearts, the hardest (hearts you could never reach, no offense) turning with the seasons, if your quite, patient, and keep your cool... you just might see, some ways being made straight...
you might just begin to see the difference; it is not a religious plan, the Spirit is always a damper on intolerance.
And with willingness, disciple (not what you thought it was), and labor you'll see the Presence of God, not the edifice of church. Through fellowship in places of good will people feel safe to work out their problems-- that has always been the Great Reality, envisioned by the All Powerful Creator... is not that how you came to Christ, not the habits of a child (that's beautiful and treasured)but the contrition of an adult (the real deal)?
People don't trust, in a place of judgment. God wants to see people’s hearts, NO ONE has sunk too low, but moral distinctions, petty rivalries and jealousy are obstacles to the work "at hand." This is how people have made their own misery, that is a tough realization, and the consequences will last but they will soften over time... God does not ordain evil.
As a Friend said to me-- "Being wrecked in the same vessel, being restored and united under one God, with hearts and minds attuned to the welfare of others, the things which mattered so much, once released, free people up to signify something, Someone greater, whether they realize it, or not. How could it be otherwise?"
Remember; keep it quiet, beginnings if born in humility, if they are honestly made by a people, have, over time, a very Great Effect… and once felt, it is difficult not to comment. But that is necessary in order to cease the opportunity in the moment to earnestly to re-appraise motives, so that priorities can be righteously re-ordered for the long journey ahead.
No talk, talk, talk or think, think, think that is what went wrong; look, look, look, and feel, feel, feel as a good beginning leads to action that will require right-ordered senses, where faith ceases to be an emotion or theological abstraction. With open hands and earnest heart faith becomes the principle sense. This Right Faith is the purpose of God’s action; it is very much like a spiritual homeland. Faith is not, as so many have bewildered them-selves to believe, a purpose for their actions, a magical source judgment and power—that is playing God. His motives are not ours; let Him be who He is, that means Judge and Power, and sister-momma I promise He will not disappoint.
Ezekiel 28:25-28
Hi All,
On an entirely different note "Esther: It's tough being a woman" came out in the market Thursday (at least in Lifeway Stores in GA) and I bought my leadership kit and am so excited!!! I was one of the first one's in the store to get it... I feel like I hit the jackpot!
This must mean we can get healthy while not getting any calories or having to do any extra work!
ONLY IN AMERICA! :)
LOL.
Be in Jesus this weekend Siesta's.
Oh Beth I love you!! Thank you for making me laugh tonight. I needed it. You are a blessing!
Beth: What a happy and blessed soul you are!
With all you have done and accomplished in your life, you still find joy in the "little things."
YOU ARE A JOY!!!
And I love you for it!
Georgia Jan
ohhhh...that is funny! Thanks for the laughs today mama beth! On this day that marks a new year of my life I so need something to make me laugh! Just have to say that when I found out that I share a birthday with Mr. Billy Graham I was overjoyed...God continually gives me special little gifts and this one is one of the most special!
Splenda with fiber...oh that explains why Northern came out with 3 ply T P.
Thanks for the laugh today.
You're the best Beth! Thanks for the chuckles. Hmmm, how about shoes that work the abs and tummy too. :) Not more fiber, Please!!!!
Blessings to you with your taping and all.
I will find a deal on those shoes for ya'll for sure!
Just because I can't stop myself from writing this, The Makers Diet says Splenda is very modified and unnatural and you should avoid it like the plague. Adding fiber sounds strange, coffee does the trick for me without any added fiber. lol
~The Bargain Shopper Lady
I love you, Beth. You just make me smile!
I'll be praying for you all next week.
I have read about the Splenda, personally I prefer organic agave. The shoes sound great. What a great idea to supplement my daily workouts. What are they called?
Blessings,
Mary Ann, a siesta in MN
They can put fiber in Splenda.
Can they put Splenda in my fiber?
I am thinking of ordering my coffee at Starbucks "double shot nonfat latte with triple fiber" ... that works for me!
The Lord has obviously spoken.
And hopefully I will listen and will soon have a fab gluteus maximus.
Ok, we all know the Halloween Candy bowl will put a huge damper on that, but it's nice to at least think about having a fab gluteus maximus.
And the fiber in the Splenda....I really have no words for that. Need to ponder on its weirdness for a little while....
Beth..WHAT TYPE OF SHOES ARE WE TALKING ABOUT? WHERE CAN WE GET THEM AND WHAT ARE THEY CALLED?
As for the Splenda (puke), I would just as soon not have any sweetener (I keep it in the house for guests), artificial sweeteners give me migraines. I will tell everyone else I know, pretty much everyone, that uses the gross, useless stuff.
I'm normally not up at this hour, but I've been sick and I have ten tons of laundry. I'll be up at 4:50 a.m. sharp to pray for you on Monday, November 10. I am glad that I am starting my day off that way. I should do it every day and I hope I can get back in the habit of getting up before my family to pray.
Beth, I'm serious, let us know the name of the shoes. I have never heard of them. It will keep me from running around the house and yard barefoot all of the time! I don't really watch TV, just a habitual re-run watcher of my DVD's.
Mama Beth, the tennis shoes you mention are all the rage amongst the MANY London commuters --- and not just women! the sole of these shoes are 'convex' so to promote a 'rocking' effect of your own sole as you walk, run or even stand (thereby using muscles I didn't even know I had!). that said, my commuter train is starting to feel like an amusement park ride with all this rocking !
mariacristina
Oh Beth...you are my bright spot in this day. Those little tidbits are not lost on us siestas! Thanks for sharing. I am suffering a miserable cold and could use some cheering up.
Smiles from Colorado.
You are always great for a smile, Beth! I love the lotion that takes of cellulite while we sleep....that is what I would like to try. Wanna bet it doesn't work!
Blessings and prayers for a powerful week in N'owlins....preach Him loud and proud. I've got several Siestas going and have told them to enjoy being "Marys" while we "Marthas" are keeping the world turning. LOL Can't wait to hear reports of all God shows up and shows out in that place.
I saw that too! Do you watch GMA in the mirror? 30 minutes of GMA with my coffee (after my time with my Lord, OF COURSE!) is my little piece of heaven before my kiddo gets up. And Splenda with fiber! What will they think of next?
And Beth, be honest, would you actually wear those shoes? They were kind of, well, ugly.
Too stinkin' funny!!!
I love it!!
Gluts and fiber...a natural combo for a blog post!! Lol!!
Um...i'm just wondering why it takes you the full 30 minutes of Good Morning America to put your mascara on. I mean I know it's important, but if you have that many eyelashes I want to know what vitamins you are taking!
How can I find out if you might be coming to a place near me? Is there a schedule of up coming events? Can you post it online? I am really feeling the need for a "live dose" of Beth.
Thanks !
Sher
Yeah about the Splenda! I have a feeling I couldn't afford the shoes though! And I need them!
Stevia is a healthy choice when it come to sweetners :)
I'm just sayin !!
Praying for your weekend . Love you all
Pam Southern In.
Blessings on the updated Breaking Free. The first one put a new meaning and a new way of seeing Isaiah 61:1-4 that I have not forgotten. I want to be a planting of the LORD, an oak of righteousness! And I just saw a commercial about Splenda with added fiber. I bet it sells!
To Grumpy Pants--yes, when you're over 50! LOL!
I am going to search the web for these babies!!! I can use all the help I can get!
Thanks for the tip.
Off topic...but Beth, be sure to head to Cafe Du Monde and Mother's Restaraunt while you're in N.O. Don't forget to soak in all the great architecture, accents, jazz music and genuine love in the city. I ADORE that city!
Oh My Goodness! Breaking Free was the first study I lead back in 2001! Have been doing 1 or 2 a year since then. We did A Woman's Heart, God's Dwelling Place, the original version 3 times! The ladies and I and a few of their husbands, built replica's of the ark of the Covenant, the lampstand, the altar of incense, the table of shewbread. it was an incredible experience. in 2007, we did the newest version and remade the lampstand and the veil. awesome. we have learned so much from you, Beth! Love the Greek and Hebrew words in all the studies. my friend, Mindy, and i still say 'dunamis'! Love your ministry and love God MORE because of your studies.
Unbelievable!
Thanks for taking 10 seconds to share!
Amazing! And I saw this week that foot odor could be resolved by soaking those dogs in a big bowl of jello....JELLO!!???
I am just saying!
Beth, I got my ESV Study Bible, thank you again. I can't wait to "wear it out".
Lauri
I love you guys when you get going! This is almost as funny as the netipot! Blessings on siestas who can laugh together, I need it! Beth, you are grounded, so grounded!
I'm just sayin..
I would encourage some to try Stevia as a sugar substitute. It is an all natural substitute and there are several brands available. Stevia is derived from a plant and is naturally high in fiber. I fact I have read that four packets can contain as much fiber as a bowl of oatmeal. I love it in green tea and yes, I put it on my oatmeal.
Are you just saying that all of us siestas have a "regular" problem not to mention a large posterior? Hello, after the last story I told you about my XXL sticker advertising the fact, the least you could have done was not mention any antidotes to the problem! LOL! I'm just saying.
I need those shoes! I clearly cannot work my gluteous maximus enough. If you could see it you'd know what I mean. I hope you wouldn't say "you're right. You seriously need to work your gluteus maximus." I might have to hurt you even though I know it's true. So you don't need to say it! None of the workouts I have done have really helped much. So where can I get those shoes. The thought that I could actually work them while doing housework! Surely they'd become a more acceptable size then.
This has absolutely nothing to do with "products" and everything to do with God working in my heart tonight. I'm off to bed, but just needed a word tonight from God. I clicked on James and Betty's website to see this week's webcast "Loving Difficult People (part two)"...agape love.
I've heard it before and remember the teaching from "Living Beyond Yourself", but somehow, at the close of what has been a very taxing week on my emotions, this was the word I was desperately seeking.
Thank you, Beth, for the timeless teachings you present through the power of God's Word and active Spirit living within you. I'll be thinking of you and all those gathered in the coming week for the taping. As always,
peace for the journey~elaine
Hope the intros and outros went well!!
Really? Spenda with fiber? Do you have to put the box in your coffee/tea to get the fiber?
And my gluteus maximus is still hurting from the workout it got during gentle yoga (which is by the way NOT gentle at all).
~Cheryl
Beth, I pulled up your blog tonight and signed off, feeling a bit out of sorts but excited you will be in New Orleans filming the updated Breaking Free.It is a privilege to pray for your ministry there. I traveled from Austin each week for the preview series in Houston and the series is "dynamite". Thank you! I'm now 59 and after a life time of "opportunities" for healing, the latest challenge in my life seems so "stupid" I thought the dark night of my soul over the past 11 years was beginning to transform into God's light- what in the world???? I'm now facing financial struggles that just should not be in my life and frankly I'm fussing at God about this latest lesson. I've survived some of life's greatest hurts and the fact Satan is now trying to bring up one more opportunity to defeat me is so irritating to say the least- so take my house, my jewerly, my china, my crystal, etc.- so what???- these are not important compared to my children's lives and the generational issues which have been addressed and healed- Anyway, thanks for this chance to write and get this off my chest- please do not publish my comments unless you sense they are of value- I just needed a voice tonight- I do pray for your ministry in New Orleans and your on going ministry of freedom in our Lord- thank you and God's great love over your life and those you love,A friend in Christ
Beth,
God Bless you! I just know that checking your blog will do wonders for my well being in so many senses of the way! This post really made me smile! Thank you for taking that 10 seconds that you didn't have to brighten up so many days! I just love you to pieces!
So wait. Do you apply your mascara for a half hour?! That. Is. Awesome.
I envision a future where my house and car run themselves, my body stays regular, dinner cooks itself, and all I have to do is lay in bed and sleep all day while magically losing weight. ITS COMING, you know it is ladies!!
So where do I get these magical shoes? MUST HAVE!!!
I just did some research on those shoes. Anyone want to donate me about a zillion dollars so I can afford a pair? They sound really cool!
Who would ever guess that my "buttock muscle activity" NEEDED increasin by 9% anyway? No one TELLS you these things in every day conversation!
:-P
My friend bought those shoes - it takes time to learn how to "walk" in them and they aren't that pretty on the eyes. I'm not sure about the splenda - will have to try it. I'm missing Beth in my studies - I am studying the Women of the Bibleby Spangler and Syswerda. It would be great if you could do a study like that!
thanks for the 10 seconds.
I have heard of those shoes. I've also heard of ones that work your core. There was a girl at our health club that had them. They are almost $400, though! For tennis shoes! Gosh, you can buy a really nice purse for that!
And I actually have the Splenda with fiber in my little dish for my tea! It's great! :) A little extra fiber is good for you...
chok I need the shoes, if you could see my gluteus maximus you would know why. Fiber I don't need. Just sayin! I have to add that to my list of fav sayins! Love you Beth!
Personally, I am waiting on something that can automatically take off, years, pounds, whatever your problem. Like, "Face in a Box" or "Airbrushing in a Box". We can dream.
Not sure which shoes y'all are talking about but I have just purchased my 2nd pair of Earth shoes (first pair from Zappos.com and 2nd ones on sale at OnlineShoes.com)that have negative heels which make you have better posture and work out your legs as you walk. I can definitely tell the difference. Be sure to break them in gradually. They have sandals, regular shoes & "tennis" shoes - just be sure to get the Kalso Lite negative heels. They are a little pricey but extremely well made. When you've had foot surgery and cannot get your foot in anything else, you're thankful to find something that works, looks decent and helps. Negative on the Splenda - not good for you.
Tushi toning shoes! Well all be! Maybe we can get a few dozen pairs of those for our mommy meet up at the park. Our leisurely stroll with the tots can turn into an acutal work out! The junk in our trunks will have a whole other meaning if they don't work! You are a hoot, Beth! Thanks for taking just less than 10 seconds to share your favorite tid bit for the weekend! :)
Woot for the glutes and woot for the fiber! Haha, perhaps if more of us had fine behinds and regular days we'd be a happier bunch, Amen? :)
Praying for you! Thanks for the product update! I am still waiting on the magic "lose 20 pounds in 10 days" pill with no side effects and you don't have to exercise!
Much love!
Kristi B.
Glad to know someone else tunes in to morning "news" shows while doing their makeup. I tend to go for the Today show, but it's all the same. You never know what helpful tidbit (or not so helpful) you're going to get!
Hello!
I am trying to get a ticket for the New Orleans conference! Does anyone out there have an extra one that they need to get rid of?
This has NOTHING at all to do with Splenda...but I am SOOOOOO excited to be going to New Orleans for the BF taping this week I can hardly stand myself! I will be resting my gluteals in a nice airplane seat as I fly from California to New Orleans and get to be a part of this...I am SOOOOO excited!!!!!!! And did I say I am soooo excited!!!!!
Sorry...couldn't resist!!!!!
Are we talking Fit Flops?
Are we allowed to say brand names?
Hint for shoppers, if you buy the shiny type ones, they scratch between your toesies.
If you buy the leather type ones, they dont.
And they have some for Fall now....
You crack me up, Spiritual Mom Beth!:) What?? where in the world is my gluteous maximus?? I didn't pay attention in biology:) Splenda with fiber? Now, I've heard of everything:) Oh, you might be blessed to know that I was shopping for shoes and found a pair of PINK, fluffy house slippers with PINK bows for $10. My own "pinks"!:) All the siestas should get them; then we could have a Siesta Fiesta with all the siestas stylin' their "pinks":) Just a thought...:) Praying for you while you are taping, Spiritual Mom Beth:)
Love in CHRIST,
katiegfromtennessee
Galatians 5:1 NASB
"It was for freedom that Christ set us free; therefore keep standing firm and do not be subject again to a yoke of slavery."
I'll be praying for you while in New Orleans.
God Bless You!
a siesta from Central Texas
I need to know more about these shoes, please!! Help a sister out! :)
Girl! You are just too cute!
oh how I would love to sit down at a starbucks with you and fuel up go shopping. You are a hoot!
Here in AL, we have a couple of guys that do a radio show, The Rick and Bubba Show. You may or may not have heard of them. A show full of God-fearing folks.
Anyway, this morning a fellow called in and sang accolades of Travis Cottrell. Told everyone on the radio that his songs were available on iTunes!!
ROTFL...need to get up to go find the shoes and the splenda...
splenda with fiber, and hiney-shoes. want HE more praise? that is best thing i've heard since pumpkin spice lattes came back, and i got to witness jenny hope at siesta fiesta say...
"and when i get mad at [my husband] i say, 'do you see that pencil in the trash can' ..." gives me side pains e.v.e.r.y time.
OH help me, rhonda. I just found your blog and I think I may lose sleep for the next year catching up on old posts! Beth, I have missed you! I did about four studies in a row, between this church and that one, and then started working and couldn't prticipate, and yada yada yada. I have been in a real rough spot lately, knowing I am wondering around as far away from the lord as I have ever been, knowing I needed to FIX IT, but refusing. Then, the back page of Homelife had the ad for Esther, and God whopped me upside the head with it. There is no reason I cannot climb out of this rut, get off my butt and FIX IT! No one is currently leading a study at my church, FBC, HOBBS, NM, so I called my pastor and said "I wanna do that! I need to do that!" He said "Please do!!" So in January, we will begin Esther. I am not the leader, the teacher, the nuthin- I am the facilitator in that I will know where the DVD's and remote controls are. Aside from that, I am drinking it up along with everyone else. I'll probably puke the first time I greet the room full of ladies, hope they forgive me, but I am SOOOOOOO excited!! I cannot wait to get started. I am so glad God hit me over the head with that magazine!
The Journey Continues ~
You are such a delight!
Dave and I just returned from our "26th" wedding anniversary celebrating in San Francisco. On the way home, we stopped off and got "me" Starbucks ~ pumpkin spice latte, 1 1/2 pumps w/ non-fat milk and whip. We got "us" a workout thingy that I can wear my shoes & will help my gluteus maximus look superb! LOL
Cracking Up in California!
With "Heaven bound" blessings,
Kim
go study!
got to get me some for my bunns!!!! oh yeah baby!!!
Beth, our group of PWC (Plymouth Wesleyan Church) Ladies are finishing "Stepping Up" & will be completed a couple weeks before Christmas...we are thinking about starting Esther after the New Year & wanted to know how long of a study it is...we need one of your delightful studies that will last for approx. 6 months (until our summer break)
Thanks : )
Hey where can I get a pair??????????? That's super funny, only in America. Praying for you lots during the taping of Breaking Free. Keep your head up.
Love ya
Sarah - Prayer Warrior
Hello,
This is a little off topic but still very much product related, not as exiciting as Shoes and Glutes and Splenda Fibre..but important none the less.
I was wondering if you could assist me in finiding a really well illustrated and very well written (corresponds to the truth of God's word) Children's Bible for a young girl around 8 who likes girl things and also likes adventure and action. Also one a parent would enjoy and learn from as well. I know I am not asking alot, am I?? ;)
Would you be able to assist me with such a request or at least point me in the right direction.
Thank you so much for your input and help. IT is greatly appreciated. Lord Bless you all in abundance!
Speaking of which, I'm just curious Beth, how you stay so TINY. Do you exercise and eat right, or do you suck it in all day long? :) Seriously, is it good genes (jeans) I crack myself up.
You know how women are-
Just curious!...
I know it is so funny!!
I think that if we stick to the old fashion ways exercise and eat foods with fiber we would be healthier!
Jessie
I was preparing for my first speaking engagement in front of 200 women at a Christian Women's retreat this weekend and decided to look at what was written on this day.
You should know how much I cracked up to read this instead of something really profound!! HA!!! PERFECT!!
Too, I missed the stories comments.... LOL. I mean, I seem to miss all the fun days. Poop. *wink*wink*
Love ya ma'am!!
Hey girls--
I've been fighting with my heel since June. Yesterday my podiatrist prescribed a pair of shoes that he called "rockers". I went to the store to find them, expecting just a pair of shoes with more of an arch for support... When I heard the sales lady who owns 4 pair tell another lady that she "hasn't lost any pounds, but about 4 inches" I said to myself SOLD!!! I walked to the end of the mall and my calves were already burning.... and if they heal my heel... all the better!!! LOL. One caveat... they're not very cute...
Beth,
You make me laugh so hard sometimes. Thank you so much for that! I enjoy your sense of humor and your sense of seriousness(if there is such a thing). I am so glad that you do what you do bec. I have learned so much about God through studying the Bible with you and my relationship with Him has gone to such deep levels. Keep up the good work! Please know I am praying for you and your staff.
Sincerely,
Susan
Sign me up. For both.
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