Thursday, June 5, 2008

Airmail from Atlanta

OK, Y'all. I'm not even kidding. A half hour ago I opened a box Melissa overnighted to me filled with home-made goodies. I'm not talking chocolate chip cookies here (but I do like those). I'm talking - are you ready for this? - Russian Tea Cakes, Seasoned Parmesan Cheese Sticks (FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!), and this thing she called an "Apple Crostata." (Different than that apple tart on her last blog. Did it come from one of your recipes or is she outsmarting us again??) Y'all, as I live and breathe, I have never had a more pleasant taste in my mouth - delicate, crusty, buttery, apple-y - than that darn thing. I stuck it the the oven per her instructions for 15 minutes to reheat it and it came out looking like a French chef's masterpiece. I took it downstairs to the staff (she sent it to work so it wouldn't sit all day on the front porch at home) and my LPM sisters and I lost our minds, it was so good. It honestly melted in our mouths with flavors so delicate you had to stand up to eat it. I could taste the slightest hint of orange in it. Don't know what that was. Orange I guess. (Laughing at my own self.) The Apple Crostata doesn't throw a party in your mouth like a kickin' salsa. It offered more of an afternoon tea with Princess Diana, God rest her soul. This is a dessert for the unhurried. For those with a discerning pallet. And mine discerned all right. Mine discerned, "DANG, CHILD! THAT IS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS I'VE EVER PUT IN MY MOUTH!"

(I just grabbed the dictionary to see if I spelled the right "pallet" that meant taste buds instead of a thing you take to mother's day out for your three year old. I didn't spell the right one but I can't find the right spelling to save my life. I found a word "pallette" but it means an armpit plate from a suit of armor. I sure am glad I didn't use that word because this post has nothing to do with armpits but it does have to do with plates and with food so good you could work up a sweat. I guess, then, you could use a discerning pallette to keep it covered. Hey, did you know that Paraclete is in the Webster's Dictionary? I just found it. WOW! Way to Go, Merriam!)

OK. That's all I wrote to say. I don't have time for blogging today. But sometimes matters of highest urgency arise and you just have to stop and post.

I hope if any of you Siestas are having a crumby day, it's coming from a home made Apple Crostata. I've gotta go wash my hands now. They're sticking to the keys. Apple. With a hint of orange.

PS. I'm going to wait just a tad longer to have Melissa deprogrammed from the cooking cult. She's still studying Scripture between oven buzzers best I can tell.

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At June 5, 2008 at 11:06 AM , Blogger ocean mommy said...

Okay!!! ALL Atlanta area siestas!!! We've got to pray Melissa will get her heart right and whip up a bunch of goodies, then we've got to find a meeting place and partake in the goodenss!! (Do you think Starbucks would think we were crazy if we brought our own dessert's?!!!)

 
At June 5, 2008 at 11:06 AM , Blogger Hillary said...

Oh, delcious! The best delivery is a package of delightful treats. My mouth is watering!

 
At June 5, 2008 at 11:08 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope she posts the recipes! I sure am blessed by your blog and your life! Mary Vigil
www.maryvigil.wordpress.com

 
At June 5, 2008 at 11:13 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think you mean palate but who cares when you are able to describe Apple Crostada so well I can almost taste it here in Santa Barbara, CA. You are funnier than all get out girl!

 
At June 5, 2008 at 11:14 AM , Blogger Angela said...

You are a hoot, Beth! I just know that we'd be fast friends if i could meet you, lol. And, the correct spelling is palate.

 
At June 5, 2008 at 11:22 AM , Blogger Gran Jan said...

Beth - As a good Georgia girl, I knew when it started "Ok, Y'all" it was going to be a great post. And you did not disappoint, for I could smell the aromas wafting through your post...

Overnighted...that's amazing too.

You sure raised those girls right - yes, you did! And they love their mama - that is evident.

Much love,
GEORGIA JAN

Oh taste and see that the Lord is GOOD!

 
At June 5, 2008 at 11:27 AM , Blogger Melinda said...

Oh that we could just click on the words "Apple Crostata" and it would arrive directly on our tongues with it's apple-y, orange-y, crumbly goodness. You just be sure and tell all those LPMers that you're eating for all of Siestaville. In fact, since that's the case, you'd better have Melissa send more!

 
At June 5, 2008 at 11:27 AM , Blogger jennyhope said...

I don't think I have ever had that kind of manna shipped to me before. Good thing I just ate some divine cinnamon rolls or I would be getting hungry!

 
At June 5, 2008 at 11:29 AM , Blogger Shelia Rae said...

That is hilarious. Now I am going to have to Google to try to find a recipe for that....not sure I can wait until it "might" be posted....hint,hint...

I think we may have the same kind of sense of humor. A friend of mine and I share it, as well. You just can't turn two "almost" middle aged women lose by themselves, not even at Walmart... people stare, we are laughing so much...


LOVE YOU ALL!!!
Shelia

 
At June 5, 2008 at 11:32 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beth,

OK, I'm just a bit jealous! Gettin' an overnight package of goodies...wow. I love cooking too and all this "talk" of cooking has got me just wanting to get in the kitchen and whip up something special!

 
At June 5, 2008 at 11:32 AM , Blogger Leanne said...

Okay....of course you'd be expecting us to ask for the recipe. Come on...give it up!! You have us salivating and with no means to satisfy the craving. A picture would also be delightful!! (I always love picture based recipe books!!). P.S. "palate"...also refers to the hard and soft palate in your mouth.

 
At June 5, 2008 at 11:36 AM , Blogger Heather said...

Oh Beth you leave me in stiches!! I laugh out loud at your humor. Thanks for sahring Melissa's culinary delights with us.

 
At June 5, 2008 at 11:37 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Precious. If she has to be that far away from her mother, at least you know within hours of her final touches you can be tasting something delicious from her very own hands. I bet it was really, really good! Go eat another bite for me.
Lisa

 
At June 5, 2008 at 11:37 AM , Blogger Li'l Rae said...

Oooohh that apple thing-y sounds really scrumptious - made my mouth water just reading about it! Another recipe post - pretty please?!?!

By the way, Miss Beth, the word you wanted to use is spelled PALATE! :) According to dictionary.com it is from the Latin word palatum which means "roof of the mouth". Geez, that sounds pretty brainy & fancy for "taste buds" - yeah I'm from Texas too!

Just went and bought the "No Other Gods" workbook yesterday. Can't wait to start!

 
At June 5, 2008 at 11:38 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

ya'll are a hoot! Enjoy those delectable edibles

 
At June 5, 2008 at 11:41 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dearest,
You are a hoot!
Having my staff hear me laughing out loud while sitting alone in my office makes them question my sanity. It did not help when I told them I was reading about "an armpit plate from a suit of armor". I tried to explain that it was a blog comment from one of the greatest women's bible study leaders on the planet. They just smiled and slowly nodded their heads while squinting their eyes.
Oh well, they know I'm insanely in love with Jesus and that is good enough for me.
Chris in CO.

 
At June 5, 2008 at 11:42 AM , Blogger Annalou said...

TOO FUNNY! I love how you write the same way your mind thinks. LOL

That was just great. Wish I could cook/enjoy cooking the same way Melissa does. Unfortunately that isn't one of my "gifts." :o)

I stand in awe of her culinary prowess.

Anna in MO

 
At June 5, 2008 at 11:46 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK I just went to a recipe web site and got the recipe. My husband is really loving all the new sweets I am cooking these days. I think I will try this tonight.

Can't wait for the Bible Study to start next week . I have my workbook and ready to go.

This is so much fun.

 
At June 5, 2008 at 12:00 PM , Blogger Carrie said...

yum..what a sweet and thoughtful daughter-especially to send it to the office. i'm just wondering if there is any left to take home to Melissa's daddy?

 
At June 5, 2008 at 12:02 PM , Blogger Laurie said...

That sounds delicious! The word you are looking for is "palate". Glad you were able to have some "high tea" in the middle of your day!

Blessings, Laurie in TN

 
At June 5, 2008 at 12:05 PM , Blogger Debbie said...

Palate my precious Beth! My mom loved for me to make things for her, and this post sounded so much like her. I sure wish she was here so I could now. Enjoy this new discovery with your darling Melissa and savor with your palate all her creations. I think you are on you way to having a very educated, sophisticated palate to pick up on the hint of orange. Love and Blessings, Debbie in Tennessee

 
At June 5, 2008 at 12:07 PM , Blogger Patty said...

Beth,
You crack me up!! You are the funniest hands down! Melissa's recipes are making me hungry. Melissa needs to whip up something for the Siesta Fiesta. heehee
I think Melissa needs to have her own catering business!! :o)

Hope everyone at LPM is having a great day!

Love,
Patty

 
At June 5, 2008 at 12:07 PM , Blogger Lauren said...

Ha! This made me laugh! Now I need that recipe, too!

 
At June 5, 2008 at 12:07 PM , Blogger Cheryl Barker said...

Beth, the spelling you were looking for is "palate". Couldn't resist -- had to get out my dictionary :) Can't figure out if that's the writer in me or the old English teacher :)

 
At June 5, 2008 at 12:08 PM , Blogger Unknown said...

Darling Beth, this PROVES, beyond a doubt, that you are a Christian. For you to SHARE such goodies....well, you truly have Jesus in your heart. :o) Had it been me I'd have turned the lights out, crouched down low behind my desk and SNARFED it all down myself. Then I'd have raised just my hands above the desk and sent out an emergency SOS to Melissa asking for more.... Gotta give Melissa credit, too, for being able to share. Now could you share the recipe? :o)

 
At June 5, 2008 at 12:08 PM , Blogger Michelle V said...

Oh my word you make me laugh! I'm so glad Melissa sent you a care package! That is the sweetest thing! My sons will probably overnight me carepackages of their dirty laundry! :)

Blessings
Michelle

 
At June 5, 2008 at 12:11 PM , Blogger kolls said...

*laugh* This is one of my all-time favorite entries. I'm making the tarte aux pommes* for a barbecue on Saturday and can't wait! I was giddy last night while buying the puff pastry, and I have a whole mess of apples from the farmer's market that need to be used. So exciting! If Melissa wouldn't mind sharing the latest recipe (also, the one for the Parmesan deliciousness)... I personally wouldn't mind :)

*I'm also a Texan, but I took seven years of French classes with strict professors who'd yell at you for throwing a twang into their pretty pronunciation!

 
At June 5, 2008 at 12:12 PM , Blogger Mary Watkins said...

Wow! What an unexpected delight! I know your palate's and your tummies were blessed.

Just remember: "a moment on the lips could mean a lifetime on the hips."

Surprises are so much fun.

Hugs!
Mary

 
At June 5, 2008 at 12:13 PM , Blogger Sam said...

Just thought that you might like to know that I think that 'palate' is the right word!

And I do think that all that food sounds absolutely scrummy, I wish someone would send me a food parcel!!

 
At June 5, 2008 at 12:15 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

God Bless you for sharing your wonderful story, you made me hungrey for something apple.
By the way it's palate.
In His love,
Rebecca

 
At June 5, 2008 at 12:17 PM , Blogger Sheri said...

OK...Now I'm hungry. I have the strongest urge to drive down to Kathleen's (the local tea room) and order a swanky dessert. Notice I said my urge was to "order" not "bake". I love to bake, actually, but don't have time to do the fancy stuff these days!

Also, I have to ask...Beth, what is a pallet - meaning "a thing you take to mother's day out for your three year old"? I think I missed out on that one when mine we're three.

Hope you enjoy your treats from Melissa. How sweet of her to spoil ya'll!!!

Sheri in NC

 
At June 5, 2008 at 12:18 PM , Blogger Karen said...

Beth,
You are a kick in the pants. I love to read your blog. (First time to comment.) I could taste the apple and orange as I was reading. Have a good time in Atlanta.

Love you much,
Karen

 
At June 5, 2008 at 12:20 PM , Blogger Gena said...

You're killing all my dieting attempts(half-hearted as they are).

 
At June 5, 2008 at 12:23 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beth... you are way too funny! How wonderful that Melissa has turned into a Gourmet Cook and is sharing the goodies.

Who knows she could be the new Martha Stewart!

 
At June 5, 2008 at 12:25 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL!Sweet Beth, the surest way to deprogram this cooking diva is to pray that the Lord will bless her with a precious, bouncing, busy BABY! (that'll get her out of the kitchen!)

much love,
Teresa
Braden, TN

 
At June 5, 2008 at 12:27 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahh, that's like fresh air... that smells like cooking apples! I am all smiles! Thanks for sharing!

Hmmm... what else can we do with a crumby day... make a pie, anyone?

I've got mixed berries that are begging for sugar and a crumb topping. Hmmm... sounds do-able. And I know how much my man loves his mama's berry pie. Sounds like a winner to me. I can handle that.

Blessings to you all today!

 
At June 5, 2008 at 12:31 PM , Blogger Heather said...

It's just not fair to talk to a pregnant woman like this! You are making me crave things I should not crave ... since I can't get out of bed to make anything right now and since being in a sitting / lying position 90% of my day it would add way too many pounds to this frame ... just not fair! :)

 
At June 5, 2008 at 12:31 PM , Blogger Laura Lynn said...

I cannot find the right spelling either, and my blood sugar is going up just reading about all the yummy food!

 
At June 5, 2008 at 12:35 PM , Blogger Holly said...

Good Girl, Melissa!! I love it!

Which begs me, a beggar, to ask--will you share the recipe??????

And then it begs me to ask another question (I am indeed a beggar at your feet)--I am compiling a Siesta Fiesta cookbook for all the Siestas (even the ones not Siesta-ing. May I, can I, with sugar on top and a latte on the side...copy recipes from your blog for it? Melissa? Amanda? Beth? Uncle Wayne?

It will just be for cost plus $5 to build a well or two or three for LOI.

Love you all, dearly!
holly

 
At June 5, 2008 at 12:38 PM , Blogger Jenny said...

You are cracking me up today. The apple crostata sounds absolutely incredible. I wonder if it had a little orange zest in it to give it that hint of orange? Mmmm.mmmm.mmm. My mouth is watering!

 
At June 5, 2008 at 12:40 PM , Blogger Laura Lynn said...

Wait, I found it. Pallet. That's the correct one. At least as far as clearing one's pallet with regard to enjoying food.

 
At June 5, 2008 at 12:40 PM , Blogger Unknown said...

You are just too funny! But I admit, I am envious that you were able to feast on something so wonderful this morning! :)

The word "palate" is the one that refers to your mouth and tasting sensors! :)

Prayers and Blessings!
Rebecca

 
At June 5, 2008 at 12:40 PM , Blogger Michele said...

Okay, what I want to know is how the Moore/Jones/Fitzgerald girls bake/eat like this and remain a size two ???? What's the secret???

I, on the other hand, walk by a cookie and gain weight! I've always considered myself a "Boticelli Beauty"...soft, round and dimply in all the right places, just like a cream puff. Maybe I was born 100 years too late! We "full-figured" gals were quite the fashion way back when.

So, while I much a carrot, enjoy your buttery, flakey whatevers. Love you gals!!!

 
At June 5, 2008 at 12:41 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Beth~

Recently I have been re-organizing and simplifying alot of things and as I read your post about Melissa studying between baking...it got me to thinking.
I was wondering if you, Melissa, Amanda,(and any Siesta willing to share)could tell me how you plan out your usual day.
I am currently wearing many "hats" as a soccer mom, Girl Scout mom, Taxi driver, involved in Women's Ministry, etc... Oh, did I mention I homeschool? And, of course, I want to squeeze in exercise and a cup of coffee with a girlfriend now and then when I'm not planning meals or helping my husband! Basically, like every other woman who works inside or outside the home...I want to find a balance where my Quiet time doesn't get either "put on the back burner" or becomes part of the daily check list. I'm just looking for tips and ideas from other women on what their daily schedule is like. If anything, it might be encouraging just to know I am not alone in the "busyness" of daily "To Do's".
Just thought it might be fun to see "how" other Siestas get it all done with lipgloss still intact! HA HA
Thanks!

Michelle

 
At June 5, 2008 at 12:41 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

What fun! Miles apart but still so close. How thoughtful of you sweet Melissa. Y'all all have a wonderful day! It's so neat to feel a part of Siestahood! ~Dana

 
At June 5, 2008 at 12:41 PM , Blogger bittersweet said...

Yum!!!

What a thoughtful daughter you have!

Quick question about the summer Bible study...My girlfriend and I want to do it, but the 17th is smack in the middle of our Bible School week. Could we start a week later than everyone else? I know we'd have to print off the discussion questions for use for the next week and we wouldn't be on the same page as everyone as far as feedback goes, but we really are looking forward to it and want to participate.

Any suggestions?

Love in Christ,
Amber in TN

 
At June 5, 2008 at 12:45 PM , Blogger Vicki Courtney said...

Do you think it would be okay if I prayed that my daughter would someday join Melissa's cooking cult and send homemade baked goods home to her mama? Until then, can you give Melissa my address?

I figure there's got to be an aberrant cooking gene somewhere in the gene pool. Clearly, we didn't get it sister. Unless corn dogs count...

 
At June 5, 2008 at 12:46 PM , Blogger Unknown said...

Oh, and I guess "palate" is southern for plate??? Give me my Puh-Late of food? Pronounce it right...sound it out. You know, how a kid will say PUH-Lease?

Yeah, I know...I digress. It's not even pronounced that way. But it is something to think about...maybe. If you're a culinary expert or taste tester, don't slay me for my above comments. I'm just a country girl from Mississippi. :)

Love ya!
Rebecca

 
At June 5, 2008 at 12:53 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

A girl after my own heart! Yummy, sounds so good..tell her to visit my blog and check the mac and cheese out..yummy too..
Alyce

 
At June 5, 2008 at 1:03 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like a Barefoot Contessa thing to me, I know because of her I had to update my KitchenAide Mixer this year. Hers was better... I belong to the cooking cult too, sad but true. Thanks for the post it made me smile.

 
At June 5, 2008 at 1:08 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Michelle, try the Flylady website. She is pretty great. she0824@hotmail.com

 
At June 5, 2008 at 1:08 PM , Blogger Emmy said...

How precious that Melissa "Fed Exed" (sp?) you all some of her delicacies! I love it!

You always make me laugh and smile with your posts! I always feel as if I am right there listening to your story! I can just picture the whole process of you laughing and looking up the word palate! Typing with sticky fingers! Apple with a hint of orange!

Have a Happy Day Girls! Emmy : )

 
At June 5, 2008 at 1:09 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since the Deeper Still conference is still 3 weeks away in ATL, Amanda has plenty of time to bake plenty of goodies to hand out to the Siestas that are attending...LOL! Yep, pray for a baby or two and all the cooking will stop for sure.

I'm still stuck on what Pie Weights are used for!

Julie
GA

 
At June 5, 2008 at 1:18 PM , Blogger Annette said...

that made my heart smile and my mouth (the jumbo sweet tooth) water! sigh. : )

 
At June 5, 2008 at 1:20 PM , Blogger bethany@sippinsweetteablog said...

hahaha -- I thought using the word "pallate" (however you spell it) as a place for a baby to lay was strictly a south Alabama term! It tickled me to see it on your blog.

Looking forward to seeing you in Atlanta for the Deeper Still conference!

 
At June 5, 2008 at 1:22 PM , Blogger amy said...

Hey Atlanta girls! Like Ocean Mommy said. Let's all get together one day and fellowship. Would love for Melissa to join us. Starbuck's would be great. I live south of the city. It would be great to meet in person. Melissa reminds me so much of me when I was first married. I cooked through everyone of Martha Stewart's cookbooks!
Hugs,
Amy

 
At June 5, 2008 at 1:30 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh Beth girl how you make me smile! You described that so well my mouth was watering. ;)

 
At June 5, 2008 at 1:30 PM , Blogger Kiki said...

Britiney, thanks the update, I'm so glad to hear the good news about your mammogram! I've been thinking about you and praying for you this week. Another answered prayer:)

Ocean mommy, I am an Atlanta area siesta-you can count me in for anything meeting involving Melissa's cooking and Starbucks!

Beth, you crack me up. I just made chocolate chip cookies-homemade, not break and bake kind-but of course ended up eating more dough than anything. Now I need a big glass of milk!

 
At June 5, 2008 at 1:36 PM , Blogger Momma 2...5 said...

How SWEET!!!!! Maybe she will graciously whip up some for the Fiesta! You guys are so funny!
Love you!
Amanda in SC

 
At June 5, 2008 at 1:37 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bravo to Melissa for stepping out and trying new things!! Way to go!! When I cook, I am doing good just to ensure that my kids (and my husband) have washed their hands before they stick their fingers in the food, or the bag of sugar, or the butter, or any of the other ingredients. It all sounds so delicious. Thanks for sharing!
rebecca in e.tx

 
At June 5, 2008 at 1:40 PM , Blogger Kimberly said...

LOL, until I saw other people's comments with the word "palate," I couldn't for the life of me think of how that word was spelled! I knew that "pallet" didn't look quite right, but nothing else would come to my mind, either!

 
At June 5, 2008 at 1:53 PM , Blogger godlover said...

I stumbled onto your blog just the other day and I am amazed at how much I enjoy it. There is a real Beth Moore and she blogs!!! May wonders never cease! I haven't read any of your material or studied any of your studies (am I still allowed to comment on your blog?) but I like your blogs. Maybe I should check out your Bible studies. I'm always looking for Bible studies. God Bless you for being a real person.

Marj
Calaveras County CA
http://gdlvr.blogspot.com

 
At June 5, 2008 at 1:56 PM , Blogger Kate said...

omg...you are too funny. My keyboard wasn't sticky from the delicious snackage you got, it was wet from drool (or spittle maybe). ;)

um...yikes...I had to look up "Paraclete." Oops.

ps...just remember...your her "pal" and you "ate" her yummies. lol

 
At June 5, 2008 at 1:57 PM , Blogger Susan B. said...

A care package! I haven't gotten one of those since I was in school. That was the "best-est" (I know it's not a word, but I like it) thing to get during exam time. Oooh...sounds like Melissa is turning into quite a cook. Can't wait to see the recipes!

 
At June 5, 2008 at 2:07 PM , Blogger Fran said...

Ok...tell melissa to come to Siesta Fiesta and set up many of tables with her yummy food for us all to sample! :) Then we'll all just hate her...i mean love her...more!

 
At June 5, 2008 at 2:11 PM , Blogger Chelle' said...

"I'm going to wait just a tad longer to have Melissa deprogrammed from the cooking cult. She's still studying Scripture between oven buzzers best I can tell."

VERY FUNNY LAST LINE. VERY FUNNY.

Furthermore- I now have to go to the pastry shop and see what I can muster up!! :)

 
At June 5, 2008 at 2:24 PM , Blogger Missy said...

Ok...where did this child come from? You "say" you are an average cook..so does she get it from Keith?? She's blowing my mind with all of these incredible recipes!! I've come to realize that cooking is indeed a talent and a gift because I don't have it and no amount of trying is going to make me have that gift! (sigh...)
And do you know what gift you have?? You have the gift of WORDS girl! You described that so well that my mouth started to water...and then I was just plain mad that I didn't have some to try. ;) You also have the gift to make me laugh hysterically and I oh so loveeeee that gift!!
p.s. I got my No Other Gods workbook yesterday and started reading some and I DO believe this is going to be a perfect study for me. Several lines already leaped off the page at me and I said "ok God, I hear ya...let's do the thang." Heehee.
Love you!
Missy in SC

 
At June 5, 2008 at 2:26 PM , Blogger Katie said...

Your description of Melissa's treats just tickles me to no end. I love your rabbit trail. I live on them so its always good to have visitors.

 
At June 5, 2008 at 2:30 PM , Blogger Teresa said...

Ok, guess we're going to need another recipe!! Keep 'em coming!

 
At June 5, 2008 at 2:45 PM , Blogger Kelly @ Love Well said...

Are you kidding me?!? You're thinking about deprogramming that girl?!?

Surely you jest.

(And yes, I know your name isn't Shirley.)

I say -- get her a lifetime subscription to Martha Stewart Living, hook her up to the Food Network and let that genius cook as God intended.

Someday, she'll write a cookbook in Greek, it will be a bestseller, and you'll be able to retire and eat apple crostatas for the rest of your days.

Amen.

 
At June 5, 2008 at 2:54 PM , Blogger beckyjomama said...

Man, now I'm hungry again!! Y'all are making it hard to lose this weight. Ah well, if I have a dessert and NOTING ELSE ALL DAY LONG, maybe it will all balance out.

And, Beth, you are the stinkin' funniest woman God ever did make! I just love ya tons!!!!

 
At June 5, 2008 at 2:55 PM , Blogger Abba's Girl said...

I'll take the Parmesan Cheese Sticks...they will go well w/ dinner tonight...a tomato-cucumber salad and a side of spinach.

 
At June 5, 2008 at 2:58 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Palate - schmalete.....just give me some of that good food!! Yum Yum!!
Keep up the good work Melissa, but do keep those fingers in the studying part. You girls at LPM have the hardest
part....sacrificing your hips to try Melissa's baking talents.... :)
You gotta love this blog.
Georgia (Bible Bunny in MI)

 
At June 5, 2008 at 3:00 PM , Blogger Eliseo said...

When she said she had the cooking bug ,she wasn't kidding was she? Wish I had someone to test out all their delicious delicacies on! You just enjoy it - Beth. Let her cook and bake her little heart out and you reap the scrupmtious benefits! :)

 
At June 5, 2008 at 3:35 PM , Blogger Miss Pamela said...

Beth,

You have my laughing hysterically out loud - you write like you speak and I love it.

I too have a Melissa - she is awesome like your Melissa -

Now sweet siestas, I am a secretary but computer illiterate and I went to web search and typed in Apple Crostata - voila - a recipe came up and guess what - Beth you have discerning taste buds - there is orange zest in the recipe!

Now praying I can afford a food processor (only have a small one)!

Blessings -

Pam

 
At June 5, 2008 at 3:40 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you so much for this.

1. I needed a laugh
2. you called her Diana (no "Di" which she couldn't stand!
3. ya'll are just plain kooky and I LOVE it!

keep being crazy (and crazy in love with God)

 
At June 5, 2008 at 3:41 PM , Blogger His Jules said...

My goodness girl - you know how to make someone's mouth water. Now we have to beg 'Lis once again to put the recipe out here for all to try. I am going to be as big as the side of a barn before the Siesta Fiesta if this continues. My palate is jealous of yours right now. Gotta go pray over my sin of envy right now.... You bless me over and over.

 
At June 5, 2008 at 3:46 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

WAY TO GO MELISSA!!!! I am laughing so hard my side hurts - I definitely want that recipe - crumbly apple with a hint of orange - sounds scrumptious! Beth, you kill me. I can just see you sharing your sweet morsels - sent in a box of love from your sweet Melissa - that's a mom!
BEBE

 
At June 5, 2008 at 3:47 PM , Blogger cindy said...

Hey, if she's going to be cultic, it might as well being cooking where others (you) can benefit from it, right??? Maybe she can bring some of those treats with her to San Antonio?? Actually I'm headed to Atlanta at the end of the month. Hmmmmmm??!!
I'm about to get started on making the apple tart she posted for a gathering this evening. Keep your fingers crossed!

 
At June 5, 2008 at 3:50 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks I needed to read this , I just got done writing a paper for schol . I could go for something sweet to eat too. had to chuckle about the cooking cult. I'm sure Her hubby doesn't mind being the taste tester for all of her recipes. I guess since the kids are home for the summer I can do all kinds of cookie recipes since they are eating six loaves a bread a week and I can't keep enough hot dogs and chili around. Any body else with older kids have this problem , Oh and the milk they go through. Love to all of you . Thanks Beth again for sharing with us.

 
At June 5, 2008 at 4:05 PM , Blogger MITZI said...

When is Melissa going to start taking orders? That Crostata sounds delicious.

 
At June 5, 2008 at 4:09 PM , Blogger Alexia said...

Beth
You are just to cute with words, I am so blessed to read the blog several times a day, this is just the best medicine, emotionally, and spiritually. I tried the sopapilla cheescake receipe and took it took work, we nurses love to eat good food and so do the docs, it was amazing. Please send out this receipe. I think Melissa has a talent there. My hobbie is cooking and baking, my 6 children think I am the most wonderful cook/baker and I am always trying new receipes and searching cookbooks in my spare time. Someday I would love to open a cafe. I am some awesome spinach salads. Anyone want these. The docs I work with go hog wild. Would love to meet Melissa and share tips. God Bless you
Alexia

 
At June 5, 2008 at 4:10 PM , Blogger Alexia said...

Beth
You are just to cute with words, I am so blessed to read the blog several times a day, this is just the best medicine, emotionally, and spiritually. I tried the sopapilla cheescake receipe and took it took work, we nurses love to eat good food and so do the docs, it was amazing. Please send out this receipe. I think Melissa has a talent there. My hobbie is cooking and baking, my 6 children think I am the most wonderful cook/baker and I am always trying new receipes and searching cookbooks in my spare time. Someday I would love to open a cafe. I am some awesome spinach salads. Anyone want these. The docs I work with go hog wild. Would love to meet Melissa and share tips. God Bless you
Alexia

 
At June 5, 2008 at 4:13 PM , Blogger lori said...

That was so sweet of her to overnight you some goodies, What GREAT daughters you and Keith have raised..

 
At June 5, 2008 at 4:16 PM , Blogger fuzzytop said...

Hi Beth,

I looked up a couple of different recipes for apple crostata, and both of them listed orange zest as an ingredient, so you were right....

Melissa is so sweet to send you an airmail package of such yummy treats. How were the Russian Tea Cakes???

Hugs,
Adrienne

 
At June 5, 2008 at 4:29 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm new to the blog as far as posting goes, but have always been a siesta at heart. Just had to comment since I was reading this at lunch while eating a large slice of Baskin Robbins ice cream cake. The way I'm figuring by the time we get through the summer bible study (which I can't wait to start)and all those good recipes we'll be trying(not to mention the mexican recipe you shared at Thanksgiving that I've made at least a dozen times)I will definitely have to get bigger clothes for fall! Since starting to go through menopause, my metabolism has officially "left the building!" : ) Love Ya'll

 
At June 5, 2008 at 4:44 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fun and funny!

Warm in Alaska (and wishing for a hint of orange).

 
At June 5, 2008 at 4:53 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes post the recipes! I made the chicken one posted a while ago - it was soooo good!

 
At June 5, 2008 at 4:59 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beth...how I love you! You just crack me up! I'm tasting those baked goods all the way in Franklin, TN! Ha! I tried my hand at a simple scone recipe the other day...Melissa has inspired me!
Hugs and Kisses!
Donna (the mom of twin boys!)

 
At June 5, 2008 at 4:59 PM , Blogger Mary Watkins said...

I would love suggestions for biographies of those in the faith.
Anybody have some good ones to reccommend?

 
At June 5, 2008 at 5:04 PM , Blogger Meghan said...

Oh I am laughing so hard! Boy did I need that. I just looked up a recipe for apple crostatas because you have made them sound so delicious. I have one question for you. I have a 4 year old little girl. How do I get her to grow up to love to bake and send me goodies?
By the way I love russian tea cakes, and they are even better with one chocolate chip baked right on top. Ok I am headed to the bakery right quick. And I'm from Ohio! Bye!

 
At June 5, 2008 at 5:25 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wish my life was as fun as yours...

God Bless you all, From the OC

 
At June 5, 2008 at 5:29 PM , Blogger Valarie said...

Ok, that just cracks me up! I mean, she airmails FOOD from Atlanta!! I thought my sister's were bad when we sent things from WV to FL but never food - especially food we fixed ourselves!! LOVE IT!! Thanks for making me hungry!

 
At June 5, 2008 at 5:33 PM , Blogger karensk said...

Oh! There's just something so fun about getting a package, and even more fun when it's FOOD made by a loved one -- wow!!! Yes, recipes would definitely be appreciated!

Britiney: Praise God!!! Thanks for sharing the news.

Blessings,
Karen K.
Houston

 
At June 5, 2008 at 5:34 PM , Blogger DigiNee said...

Drooling ------ sounds SOOOOO good!

Thanks for the smile Beth!

 
At June 5, 2008 at 5:35 PM , Blogger A&EMom said...

I spent my first year of marriage perfecting cakes of various flavors. 7 years and many stubborn pounds later, I'm really wishing I'd FedEx'd them to my own mama. But I didn't. I ate them.

 
At June 5, 2008 at 5:46 PM , Blogger Strawberry Rose said...

Everything sounded wonderful. I'd love to see Melissa write a cookbook with a Christian perspective.

 
At June 5, 2008 at 6:03 PM , Blogger ThreeCordsStrong said...

You know, my husband and I always wanted to add to our family of two daughters. Is Melissa interested in adoption? What a loving daughter you have Beth! Please post recipe soon so we can see what's in it.

 
At June 5, 2008 at 6:16 PM , Blogger Marsha said...

I'm voting for all of us Atlanta siestas to get together to partake of some of Melissa's delicacies! Melissa are you up for the challege?

 
At June 5, 2008 at 6:55 PM , Blogger Bobbie said...

Beth,
This sounds worthy of our Siesta Fiesta Cookbook!! Especially if it's fit for a Princess and even made by one of your Princesses!

What a role reversal though?!! Daughters sending to Moms--I love that idea! I may have to hint to my own!

I can't wait to hear what the orange you detected turns out to be!

Enjoy your weekend!
Blessings from the rainy Northwest!

 
At June 5, 2008 at 7:19 PM , Blogger Linda said...

Oh Beth- you and I are so blessed - daughters who love to bake!! My daughter makes the most wonderful deserts. There's this chocolate molten lava thing (absolutely scrumptious) and those cheese cakes.... Just one of those blessings that come from having grown daughters who love to bake and then SHARE!!

 
At June 5, 2008 at 7:20 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Girl, I wouldn't have her deprogrammed from that cooking cult either if she was over-nighting me goodies like that! ....as long as she is still studying, of course. I think she needs to share all of her recipes so that we can taste too!

Have a blessed, tasty day!

 
At June 5, 2008 at 7:25 PM , Blogger Shellie Paparazzo said...

Oh, Miss Beth, you make me laugh. I needed to laugh, I think. My back hurts so bad that I can't even stand up straight right now. Or I couldn't when I was standing. Now I'm sitting, but I better start feeling better in a short while cause I'm supposed to go to worship team practice in a little over an hour. I may have to call my leader and tell him I can't do it, cause as if that's not enough I've got other physical problems right now that I don't want to talk about. I never knew going off of one antidepressant to go on another would be so hard! I expected to crash emotionally, which I haven't quite like I thought I would, but man it has messed up my whole body! They have to let the one drug get completely out of my system before they put me on the other one, which I get to start tonight. I'm counting down the hours cause my body is REALLY mad at me right now. Maybe if I can get to church without a wheelchair, I'll go!! Otherwise, forget it! I'm staying on my couch! But thanks for making me laugh. I wish I had some of those apple things though, although it probably wouldn't help my stomach much. I can't help thinking though, that poor Sabrina is missing out. That's not fair. She's gonna have to send some next week for her.

 
At June 5, 2008 at 7:52 PM , Blogger mariel said...

oooooh! Are there more recipes to come, Chef Fitzpatrick???

 
At June 5, 2008 at 7:55 PM , Blogger mariel said...

Apparently one of the siestas googles the recipe...I will not disturb Chef Fitzpatrick as she digs into Esther's life...I'm off to google the Apple / orange treat!!

 
At June 5, 2008 at 7:59 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a nice surprise. I would have never thought of packaging baked goods and send thing. I would have been afraid that they would have gone bad. Perhaps I will try afterall. Thanks for sharing. Sounds yummy. And just because Melissa enjoys finer culinary arts doesn't make her part of a cult.

 
At June 5, 2008 at 8:01 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haven't tried it yet, but there is a recipe on the Cooking Light website, that for something sounding this yummy, isn't all that bad for you! Here's the link for the recipe:
http://find.myrecipes.com/recipes/recipefinder.dyn?action=displayRecipe&recipe_id=522143
Melissa, you will have to share the original so we can see if there is a huge difference in the ingredient list.

 
At June 5, 2008 at 8:14 PM , Blogger TeriAnnElizabeth said...

Melissa is just amazing! I mean, she's doing fabulous pastries in between research on Esther?

Well, I did not get the cooking gene and my mother didn't have it and I am sometimes sad but not alot.

This is going to sound downright awful, but my friend who is a fabulous cook had me do a recipe once and it was hard (for me) but it came out looking pretty good.

I put in on the table all pretty and guess what? They ate it. They ate it in like 10 minutes!

I don't get the Joy of Cooking. If I make something, I want someone to read it or look at it or something, but all that so they could eat it?

No, I don't get the cooking thing at all. I love the people who do and share, but I'll just stay happily in microwave land.

GOD bless all of you wonderful cooks...I know your families are happy and grateful.

Blessings, love and prayers,
Teri

 
At June 5, 2008 at 8:49 PM , Blogger Becky said...

I so enjoy reading this blog! Such fun stuff! Thanks for not having time to post your comments!! :)

 
At June 5, 2008 at 8:56 PM , Blogger Claire Nance said...

I just had to "google" that recipe, it sounded so good. To save Melissa from having to type it out, you can find the Barefoot Contessa's recipe for the Apple Crostata for a limited time here:

http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/recipes/recipe/0,1977,FOOD_9936_21686,00.html

Or go to foodnetwork.com and type in Apple Crostata. But it's only available for a limited time.

(I hope this was okay to post.)

 
At June 5, 2008 at 8:57 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh Beth,
You DO make me laugh.
Thank you!

 
At June 5, 2008 at 9:07 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

MMmmmmm..... sounds wonderful!
By the way it's palate.
Enjoy all of the yummy treats!

 
At June 5, 2008 at 9:10 PM , Blogger Melana said...

"Palate". It's spelled "palate", Beth.

And thanks for sharing this with us, only not quite sharing in really...I mean, did she send enough to share over here in Wyoming? If not...well that's just teasing us huh!

You probably deserve it more than anyone anyway!!

Melana

 
At June 5, 2008 at 9:24 PM , Blogger Vicki said...

I think "pallet" is a pretty good choice. You'll need something to take a nap on after scarfing down all those goodies.

Your blog entries are such a hoot!

And aren't daughters fun!

...from a Siesta in Spring Branch, TX (near New Braunfels)

 
At June 5, 2008 at 9:36 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a sweet surprise.I do declare we will be good freinds if we ever meet.Thanks for a great ending of an outstanding day.
I just got the cook book by Jan Karon's , of the Mitford book's . Do you have one.Will does you daughters have one that is.Have a great weeknd God bless love sister in Christ Victoria ps I would love the recipes, i will make the apple one but I want eat it because I don't like cooked apples or peaches but love blackberry cherries & blueberries anything. love you all Victoria from NC

 
At June 5, 2008 at 9:40 PM , Blogger Kristib said...

Thanks for the mouth watering post!
Although, I don't think it would be weight watcher friendly. I wonder how many points it is? But hey, so what if you can't eat the rest of the week, sounds like it would be worth it!

But I would like to know how do ya'll stay so trim?

By the way, I love it when you give us your stream of conscienceness writings. You are too funny!

Much love!
Kristi B.

Love it when you

 
At June 5, 2008 at 9:50 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey this Atlanta area siesta is ready to meet in Melissa's kitchen for some classes and good old fun.
Starbucks would be great too.
i'm sure my daughter, and fellow siesta would come too!
hungry Bonnie

 
At June 5, 2008 at 9:56 PM , Blogger Tina Vega said...

I am no cook by nature yet find myself oddly inspired (perhaps divinely inspired) by Melissa's talent. I've even been cooking this week.

With an oven even.

 
At June 5, 2008 at 10:00 PM , Blogger Tammy said...

oh this sounds so yummy!!! Thank you for sharing with us siestas. Does she do special deliveraly? I could enjoy tea with those goodies.

blessings to yall for brightening our days

 
At June 5, 2008 at 10:05 PM , Blogger Cindy-Still His Girl said...

Maybe not quite the same, but tonight... after four long years, I FINALLY found my Skinny Cow peanut butter ice cream sandwiches. Praise God from whom all blessings flow. I actually jumped up and down in the aisle and clapped my hands. :)

 
At June 5, 2008 at 10:49 PM , Blogger kelly said...

"orange i guess".

that made me snort with laughter.

 
At June 5, 2008 at 10:58 PM , Blogger connorcolesmom said...

Why do I always read these YUMMY posts at night right before bed- now I am starving and craving that applely goodness!!!
Melissa is cracking me up with this cooking stuff - so domestic - hehe
God bless
Kim

 
At June 5, 2008 at 11:05 PM , Blogger Unknown said...

Good grief, you made me hungry! Those things sound amazing...you really need to share that recipe!

 
At June 5, 2008 at 11:09 PM , Blogger Big Mama said...

First, can I get on Melissa's mailing list?

Secondly, doesn't it say something in Proverbs 31 about "and her children will rise up and send her delicious baked goods"?

 
At June 5, 2008 at 11:20 PM , Blogger Bev Brandon @ The Fray said...

ROTFL over your search for the correct palate, the upper surface thingy of the mouth that separates the oral and nasal cavities NOT the armpit plate. You have just made my night...I am laughing so hard at your rocking rhetoric. You are absolutely hysterical. Just choked on my peppermint---no culinary comparison to Italian crostata tarts and Russian tea cakes! What a girl!

 
At June 5, 2008 at 11:21 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok you Siestas! That description is better than any I have ever heard on the Food Network!! Cannot wait for the recipe.

 
At June 6, 2008 at 12:00 AM , Blogger Kristen Schiffman said...

I wanted to submit a prayer request to your site but the prayer page wouldn't load for me. So, I am trying it here hoping others will pray.

My 13 year old sister Katelyn, normally a very happy-go-lucky-teen, is having a very difficult time right now. She is battling deep depression - that came out of nowhere. Recently she was crying to my Mom asking why she felt so "hollow" inside. We are beginning to fear if this gets any worse she may begin to contemplate suicide.


She loves Jesus desperately. And studies His Word on her own. She is truly reaching out to Him asking for help. Please join her cry and my own on her behalf.


We are praying my parents will take the right course of action in finding her the counselor she needs. The waiting lists to see a Christian Counselor where we live are sadly VERY LONG and finding one has been a struggle.

We are also praying that this depression would lift just as suddenly as it came.
Thank you.

 
At June 6, 2008 at 12:48 AM , Blogger Laura Lynn said...

Hmmm, interesting.
When looking up restaurants which serve sorbet to clear one's pallet during a meal, it was spelled pallet.
Otherwise it was spelled palate.
Sorry, the former spelling bee particpant in me, got the better of me.

 
At June 6, 2008 at 1:07 AM , Blogger StaciSpeaks said...

Oh, my stars....I just about fell out of my chair laughing....I sincerely wish someone in a cooking cult would grace me with packages of such delectable edibles!! You are a true wordsmith...the flavors and textures literally came alive!! For a moment there, I thought my fingers were sticky, too!!!

Thank you so much for an enjoyable few hours...I love your blog so very much and I have been so caught up with the busy-ness of life (4 kids; homeschooling; working three different jobs from home; etc, etc. yada yada) that I hadn't logged in since early March. I specifically set aside time tonight for myself, however....and haven't had a more enjoyable quiet (if laughing out loud can be considered quiet!) time in months. I'm always so very blessed by your down-to-earth -- yet so convicting and thought-provoking -- teaching. Your lessons are about things that are so relevant in my life. God truly speaks to me through your words. Thank you so much for that. "Laughter through tears is my favorite emotion." I think Dolly Parton said that (or something like it) in Steel Magnolias....and that is so true when I'm working on one of your studies or listening to one of your messages. You get to the heart of it and yet, keep it real and relatable. God's gifts and vessels never fail to leave me in awe. So, you go, girlfriend....and I have to say, I love me some Skinny Cows, too. :O) Blessings always to you and your family.....

 
At June 6, 2008 at 1:24 AM , Blogger Maria Cristina said...

ooooooooooooh, what a TREAT !!! Melissa, hats off to you....what a gem of a recipe you found. "Crostata di Mele" ("apple crostata") has been a staple of italian "rustic" cuisine for generations. I have very fond memories of walking with my grandma to the common oven of her mountain village to bake her batch of crostate for Easter Sunday or any other "special occasions" (only the very rich could afford having an oven at home - most families just had a cast iron stove)... I distinctly recall the gathering of old ladies, sitting around that public oven, waiting for their turn to bake their goodies, softly chitchatting in their tight, inscrutable dialect.

Well done Melissa! I'm sure your Ma is still lickin' her fingers! :)

maria cristina

 
At June 6, 2008 at 1:37 AM , Blogger Becky said...

Sound like new summer recipes and that you and the staff were truly blessed.

Becky
Attalla, AL

 
At June 6, 2008 at 2:08 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

My mouth was watering just hearing about it!! I'd ask for the recipe but I'm afraid Melissa's gone past my abilities...I sure wish I was on staff at LPM today!! You are too funny Beth!

 
At June 6, 2008 at 5:41 AM , Blogger Kerin said...

I agree with ocean mommy - melissa needs to meet up with the Atlanta area Siestas and share her good cooking!!!

 
At June 6, 2008 at 7:15 AM , Blogger kat said...

Mmmmm...we definitely want recipes. And what a precious gift from Melissa...makes a momma proud.
Thanks once again for making me laugh out loud!!

P.S. Ocean Mommy...Atlanta area siestas sounds like a plan to me!

 
At June 6, 2008 at 7:15 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yummy! Those goodies sound mighty tasty!

 
At June 6, 2008 at 7:20 AM , Blogger Susan said...

Ok....I think it is unanimous - all of us are in desperate need of those recipes! :) Thanks for the laughter and the smiles!

 
At June 6, 2008 at 7:23 AM , Blogger Sister Lynn said...

This made my day!

Melissa - recipe PLEASE!!!!


Love to the whole Moore and LPM clan! love,
Sister Lynn

 
At June 6, 2008 at 7:23 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

OH how decadent!!! My "palate" is is just waiting to be treated.

Alas, I do not cook!!! At all! Send some my way Melissa. Just a small size...there's just one of me.

I don't remember the last time I had homemade anything...

Have a great weekend!

 
At June 6, 2008 at 7:55 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

AMANDA.....I need your help! How far ahead can you make the sopapilla cheesecake? I'm wondering if the crescent rolls get too soggy if you make it too far in advance. Can't wait to try it!

You should add a tag to the name of the blog "The LPM Blog and Baking with the Moore Girls". Thank you!!

 
At June 6, 2008 at 8:05 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, my, how mouthwateringly(is that a word)good sounding. For someone who does very little cooking I am obsessed with cooking!! I avidly watch the Food Network and then I am totally blessed to read the blogs about Melissa's goodies. I will probably never make any of these things but I soooo love to read about them and I can definitely taste them in my watering mouth. Ya'll are totally hilarious!!!!

 
At June 6, 2008 at 8:16 AM , Blogger Speaking Thru Me Ministries said...

I just got back from Crotia - sounds like something they would eat there!!!! I loved that country... so clean and wonderful!!!

love and see you soon - Leigh

 
At June 6, 2008 at 8:22 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, Beth... You're too much fun. I'm so grateful for you allowing us all into your lives. I'm a little lonely up here in northern NY, but with your family, you really make me feel like a friend:) Can't wait 'til heaven to meet you all in person.

 
At June 6, 2008 at 8:31 AM , Blogger Sandi C said...

Ok Sister- you had me rolling in the floor (and also wishing God had blessed me with a daughter that would some day overnight me something yummy instead of boys that will probly send dirty laundry) hehe. I now have the desire to find a yummy dessert- that won't help the diet much but oh well. Thanks for making my morning start with a giggle.

smooches and blessings
Sandi in Texas

 
At June 6, 2008 at 8:32 AM , Blogger valerie said...

You are too funny!
What a sweet and thoughtful daughter and what a pleasant surprise. Your delight for the day, huh?
Melissa...if you're reading this -
and ever feel the need to find someone else to share your wonderful desserts with...I'll gladly accept! ;) I'll send you my address!
"You have not because you ask not." "Ask and ye shall receive." right? :)
Hope y'all have a wonderful, blessed weekend.
Love,
Valerie

 
At June 6, 2008 at 8:55 AM , Blogger Andreea said...

Oh yummy! I think Melissa should start a business and teach us how to make all these ummy things? Or she could get her own show on the food network.

I am SO hungry now. LOL

 
At June 6, 2008 at 9:38 AM , Blogger Sunshine said...

This post made me giggle! I bet those treats were divine! Sunshine

 
At June 6, 2008 at 10:22 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

this is an encouraging site i found!
www.inpursuitoftheword.blogspot.com

love you sisters!

 
At June 6, 2008 at 10:27 AM , Blogger Just Call Me Grammy said...

What a sweet daughter! Waiting for the recipely

 
At June 6, 2008 at 10:30 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

What fun and yummy to. I think that is the best care package I have ever heard of.

Holly I think your idea is wonderful. Would you include all of the recipes we have sent in?

Have a wonderful day.
Kim B. in AZ

P,S. I made the apple tart thingy and it was a hit. My kid's thought that it would be good served with ice cream.

 
At June 6, 2008 at 10:35 AM , Blogger Rebecca said...

O man! Sounds amazing! What a good daughter you have! you moore girls are too funny!

 
At June 6, 2008 at 10:55 AM , Blogger Kim Safina said...

The Journey Continues ~

Greetings from the Coast of California. My husband just made me an espresso and a bowl of fresh blueberries. I would much rather have the apple crostada to complete my breakfast. :)
Yumm OOOOOOOOOO....

We are on our way to the morning farmers market ( I looking for bread and apple crostada there) and walking on the beach.
Have a blessed weekend Moore/Jones/Fitzpatricks/LPM and Siestas!!!!!
With "Heaven Bound" blessings,
Kim Safina
PS could you pray for our family this next week. Dave,Kim,David,Michael Safina
http://www.kimsafinathejourneycontinues.blogspot.com

 
At June 6, 2008 at 11:04 AM , Blogger Elaine Johnson said...

My sister is like Melissa...speaks a whole 'nother language!

 
At June 6, 2008 at 11:04 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok I want to know if I can give her a fed ex number will she send some to Austin? What a blessing God has given her to cook and minister... One stop shop. Wow I bet she could start her own little business and have people waiting in line. Feed the heart and the stomach all at the same time. I wish I had some apple with a hint of orange right about now treat. I can taste it just thinking about it.

love you Miss Beth!!
Lichelle

 
At June 6, 2008 at 11:10 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Momma Beth...based on that description I would drive clear to Atlanta from KY for a bake sale with Apple Crostatas made by Melissa!!! If I gave her my address would she send me some air mail???!!!!!

 
At June 6, 2008 at 11:15 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's the proper way to wrap good food like that for mailing?

 
At June 6, 2008 at 11:31 AM , Blogger Hartman Family said...

Smiling...I've made the Apple Crosata before...it truly is the best thing that ever happened to apples (and one's mouth)...and it's even better with ice cream if you can believe it (although I hope she didn't airmail that!). :)

 
At June 6, 2008 at 12:31 PM , Blogger Mary said...

This is the FUNNEST (is that a word?) blog ever!! OK Melissa, you're on! We NEED the recipe.

 
At June 6, 2008 at 12:37 PM , Blogger Jodi said...

oh - you have all of our mouths watering with that one...yummo & enjoy!

 
At June 6, 2008 at 12:43 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay, this has nothing to do with the post all though I laughed hard.

If we wanted to send a letter would it still be addressed to the P.O. Box address or is there a current address? I ask this because of the new move.

Thanks.

 
At June 6, 2008 at 2:03 PM , Blogger Tanya said...

With this you would need a good 20oz cup of Kennedy Coffee here in Bentonville Arkansas. Their coffee sorry to say, well not really sorry is MUCH better than Starbucks. My friend and I call it the underrated Starbucks. Anyway if you find yourself in Wal-Mart country you will have to visit Kennedy Coffee. I will let you know what to order. :) Sorry Starbucks fans your coffee house is overrated. ;)

 
At June 6, 2008 at 2:56 PM , Blogger MamaBear said...

I'm sure someone has probably already offered up a prayer to the Almighty that Melissa will feel the freedom to share her amazing recipe with us all, but I don't have time to scroll through 163 comments to see how many please have been made.

My PALATE is quivering just thinking about such apple-y goodness.

Post quickly, girl!!

 
At June 6, 2008 at 3:16 PM , Blogger Nicky Stade said...

My mouth was watering as I read this...oh well...back to my 0 Point Sugar Free Chocolate Pudding Snack...*sigh*

Thanks for the chuckle!

 
At June 6, 2008 at 4:23 PM , Blogger ocean mommy said...

Hey Girls! If you Atlanta Siesta's are serious about getting together, then click on my profile and leave me an e-mail. We'll try to pick a spot that is in the middle for as many as possible AND easy to get to. (In Atlanta that is quite funny isn't it! But we can try!!)

Blessings!

 
At June 6, 2008 at 8:52 PM , Blogger WalkinByFaith said...

Hey there Beth!

I can't think of anything better than some apple goodness with a hint of orange yum yums!

It's a bit off topic from your blog but I must say I've been thinking a lot about something. I keep thinking how much you remind me of my best friend down here in Florida. Seriously we joke that you two are long lost sisters lol. It's a hoot.
But I was thinking about what you said in your Daniel study about sittin down with (insert whoever watched the series :P) anywho I really just wanted to tell you how much you have affected my life. I guess you could say I've been through many storms and currently tryin to crawl out of one, and it's either your kind heart or the great God speaking through you but either way thank you so much.

Well that's it for now I reckon...have yourself a lovely weekend!

God Bless

 
At June 6, 2008 at 9:13 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Recipes!!! We want recipes for these delectable desserts!!! Is there a cookbook coming? I am ready to make a donation right now! Go, girl!!!

 
At June 6, 2008 at 9:16 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beth, my dear Siesta, tell me again....WHY are you gonna deprogram the Parmesan Cheese Princess? The Apple Aristocratiss? The Crostata Countess?

Sweetie, I think I'd wait a LONG while on that one...

Like maybe forever.

What a wonderful new obsession. Hobby. Whatever...

 
At June 6, 2008 at 9:21 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

My mouth is watering! Please give us these recipes! Beth, you sure can describe that Apple Crostada...my lips were smackin'! I bought the workbook No Other Gods and between reading those recipes and this blog, I'm constantly hungry! Can't wait for the study to begin.

 
At June 6, 2008 at 9:27 PM , Blogger tkanios said...

I would like to know how to get on Melissa's mailing list? If she's needs a taste tester, I volunteer!

 
At June 6, 2008 at 10:26 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow...I'm in Ga, I'm going to have see where I have missed those things...Tabatha

 
At June 6, 2008 at 10:48 PM , Blogger Rebekah said...

Beth, I've read your blog for awhile now but have never commented...but this post was so hillarious I just had to say something! I love you and your wonderful way of telling a story. If I had shared this experience it wouldn't have conveyed half of the fun and deliciousness of it like you did!!

thanks for giving me a laugh today!!

 
At June 7, 2008 at 1:02 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

A crostata??? I had never heard of this and I am known to dabble in gourmet cooking (with a good healthy dose of Southern thrown in :)))) So I got on on-line and found tons of recipes for the said thing. I will making my first crostata this afternoon - a cherry crostata since I have cherries in the house. Melissa, you are truly an inspiration!

Blessings,

Rebecca
Central Asia

 
At June 7, 2008 at 1:19 AM , Blogger Bethany said...

If I were you Beth I would willingly sacrifice my child to the cooking cult if it meant she kept sending yummy treats! =)

 
At June 7, 2008 at 7:11 AM , Blogger sugar said...

I am just now reading your blog from Thursday and it is hilarious!! Those goodies sound delicious and I can almost taste them myself!!

 
At June 7, 2008 at 7:36 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Sweet Beth,
It is PALATE....that's the one in your mouth! You are so sweet. Probably sweeter than the apple with orange Crostata thing you ate yesteday!

 
At June 7, 2008 at 8:49 AM , Blogger Connie said...

I think I just gained a pound from reading your description! Sounds divine! My daughter got married last August, and I just love the calls, "Mom, how do you make X" and "Mom, is $1.99 a pound good for boneless skinless chicken breast?" She's such a good little wife!

 
At June 7, 2008 at 9:27 AM , Blogger Kasey Ewing said...

I can't wait for the cookbook full of all these wonderful recipes. It makes me want to cook which is totally out of character. I like to eat way more than cook!
I love you girls! I needed a good laugh this morning.
Blessings to all,
Kasey

 
At June 7, 2008 at 10:32 AM , Blogger Deborah said...

As my daughter...You're funny! Thank you for making me laugh this morning.

 
At June 7, 2008 at 2:01 PM , Blogger Barbara said...

Oh! Thank you for making me laugh and grin and crave some pastries! I just started a trip to Europe and you know I took my little bitty laptop with just so I could keep up with this blog! I would be lonesome without y'all! (okay, and to keep track on my pictures and email my Bible study girls). Now I'm on a quest for a hint of orange and there might be some pallettes in some ol' castle here too!
Love y'all!

 
At June 7, 2008 at 2:05 PM , Blogger LOVE, MERCY AND GRACE...GOD'S GRACE said...

Oh, I wish I could bake, I mean, really, I can mess up a cake even using a box cake mix!!! That is truly not my forte!! But oh! how I love eating desserts! Those sound so yummy!

On a side note, responding to your post about "worry"...right now my little mother (almost 87) has 2 spinal fractures and in lots of pain. She has been admitted to the hospital and I'll be heading back up there shortly to stay all night with her..Please pray that all of us (family) will not "worry" as we have been doing so, but have peace....and we know that can only come from Jesus (and healing, too). He truly is in control of all things...we just hate to see her suffer...

 
At June 7, 2008 at 2:48 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awesome dessert! Got the recipe off food network.Can't wait to try it.Love your blog I check it every day you always make me smile.

 
At June 7, 2008 at 6:01 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

i don't know how you could be surprised. you moores do everything exceedingly well!

 
At June 7, 2008 at 7:17 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beth,
I just fell off the diet wagon with this Apple Crostada! Used the recipe from Ina Garten on Food Network's website as suggested in a previous post - didn't have the orange zest, so substituted a quarter tsp of orange flavoring. (Had to get the same flavor you raved about!) My hubby had two slices and wanted a third! This reminds me of my mom's quick fruit pies she would make in the summer with fresh peaches. She would use a frozen pie crust on a cookie sheet and just wrap up the fruit and put the crumb topping on it and bake - She probably never knew she was making something as fancy sounding as a Crostada!!!!!! Nancy

 
At June 7, 2008 at 7:42 PM , Blogger Tracey said...

I might just have to find out where your daughter is living and go cook with her. :) Sounds absolutely wonderful. I've learned a many a lessons in the kitchen that apply to my walk in Christ.

Marietta GA Mama

 
At June 8, 2008 at 9:13 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Greeting from Atlanta! Thank you Beth, Amanda and Melissa for sharing your day-to-day lives with us via the blog. You are a blessing. I have smiled over recent entries, because it was 25 years ago that my husband and I moved to Houston as newlyweds and bought our first house in First Colony in Sugar Land. I began to cook for the first time and was shipping Apricot Thumbprint Cookies to friends and family. Melissa, I also have a lasagne recipe that I began cooking my first year of marriage in Texas, and I continue to make for my family. We have 3 children now, and I must tell you too that our oldest son's' baby pictures look just like he could be Jackson's brother. He's 21 now and still very handsome. Melissa, hang in there. Atlanta grows on you. The sky in Georgia is big too. We attend Northpoint Community Church in Alpharetta where Andy Stanley is the minister, and it is a wonderful body of believers who are reaching the lost.

God Bless you dear sisters,
Momof3

 
At June 8, 2008 at 10:30 AM , Blogger Simple Life said...

If possible - whoever checks these blogs - please alert Melissa that this one is for her. Thanks.

Hey Melissa. I wanted you to know about a family business in the Atlanta area (Woodstock) - the Bread Beckers. They specialize in teaching people how to mill wheat and make their own flour from whole grains. It is very easy and so, so good! I have been milling for my family for almost four years now. The health benefits have been incredible.

Since you have an interest in cooking, you may want to check this out. There web site is www.breadbeckers.com. On the web site there is a link to a message by Sue Becker. It explains how they started milling wheat, the history of white flour, and the importance of whole grains. This is a strong family of faith. God has blessed them in so many ways. They have cooking classes at their store in Woodstock.

Blessing upon you and your husband. Rita.

 
At June 8, 2008 at 1:04 PM , Blogger katiegfromtennessee said...

Beth!
You are soo funny! I am super glad that Melissa could "treat" you all with her culinary genius! I wish I was that good at cooking-hats off the Melissa!:) Hope you had a wonderful weekend so far-today is Sunday! Lovin' my Sunday-I had a great time at church this morning, hope you did too. Same goes for all you siestas!

Had a busy weekend too-(finished VBS (thanks for prayers:), my lil' sis b-day party, and a wedding) I think I also got a few more girls to do the Kelly Minter study with us from my lifegroup. Two at least are very interested:) My sis from TX is also starting a group too:)

Much love and blessings to you, your fam, LPM, and the siestas!

katiegfromtennessee
Eph. 3:20-21 (AMP, or whatever version you like:)

 
At June 8, 2008 at 1:47 PM , Blogger katiegfromtennessee said...

ocean mommy,

I tried to e-mail you, but I'll try regulare e-mail-would love for my group to meet up with you and your group in Atlanta!

Any other siestas want to join us?:) Come on ladies!:)

katiegfromtennessee

 
At June 8, 2008 at 2:09 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

How hard it is for me to find out that Beth is unknown either to the blogging world or the bible study world ! God Bless your ministry, Praise God there is always room for improvement in our walk with Christ and those people we can reach ! Glory to God, Thankful for your realness and in sharing your life with us ! Praise God for my online mentor, may she ever give Glory to the Almighty! One day either here or in glory we'll meet and of course be like old friends the first time we meet ! Love ya sis' Praying for you and yours !

Jesus Chick "wanna be blogger"
NC

 
At June 8, 2008 at 2:57 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm smiling, b/c i am thinking if Melissa has taken to marriage in this robust & wonderful way, how in the world will she be when she has babies of her own? :) She will be a wonder to watch!

So happy for you, Beth...even though Melissa lives away, you can still feel very close through thoughtful things like this! :) (I will be sure to mention this thoughtful thing to my young daughters...gotta plant that seed now! :) )

Blessings to your clan,
Sharon

 
At June 8, 2008 at 3:36 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

My 8 year old daughter got saved this past week at Bible school. God is so good. I just wanted to share this with you; I knew you would all rejoice with me.

We should all get more excited when something like this happens. God is so good.

 
At June 8, 2008 at 4:21 PM , Blogger Sherry said...

Yummy! I just love a good party in my mouth! Lucky you and all your staff members. You deserve a good break (tea) along with a mouth watering treat.

FYI, my summer Bible study workbook came in and I'm all excited and ready to get started. So looking forward to doing this will you and all the sweet siestas.

Sherry

 
At June 9, 2008 at 7:29 AM , Blogger Mom2Mom Ministry said...

Hi! Just wanted to say that my sister and I are so excited about the Deeper Still conference in Atlanta. It will be the first time we've done something together (away from all the kids) since our first Mary Kay Convention years and years ago. We are looking forward to going together since one of Kay's studies was the first we did together and Beth, I can't tell you how God blesses me through each study I've done of yours. Our bible study is half way through Patriarchs right now (summer break) and I'm chompin' at the bit to get back to it. I have been so blessed to learn about Abraham, Issac and Jacob. God uses different teachers at different times in my life and he's been using you for several years now. I love your love for the Father and the way you show us your passion for The One and ONLY. You point us there each and every time you open your sweet southern mouth! Thanks for being a seeker and lover of Christ.
Julie
www.homeschoolblogger.com/juliestew

 
At June 9, 2008 at 8:19 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've been re-reading "Feathers From My Nest," and thought your daughter's love of baking and wonderful, delicious desserts is a real triumph for her. God can do anything! He turns our garbage into glory. Go Melissa!

 
At June 9, 2008 at 9:02 AM , Blogger katiegfromtennessee said...

LPM and Beth,

You all are such sweet people! You bless me to no end! I just got my men's bible study this morning in the mail for my man! (I'm going to give it to him anyway-couldn't hurt:) Bless your sweet souls! Oh, and Beth! Thankyou for your Quick Word today:) It is worth it:)-OH GOD GIVE US THE ABILITY!!! WE NEED YOU!

Blessings:)

katiegfromtennessee
2 Corinthians 7:4 (AMP)
(my thoughts toward you all)
4I have great boldness and free and fearless confidence and cheerful courage toward you; my pride in you is great. I am filled [brimful] with the comfort [of it]; with all our tribulation and in spite of it, [I am filled with comfort] I am overflowing with joy.

 
At June 9, 2008 at 9:26 AM , Blogger The Cains said...

All I can say is WOW!!! I need Melissa to start a cooking blog. This woman is making food to die for:) I feel a business starting up already:)

 
At June 9, 2008 at 10:28 AM , Blogger cheryl said...

I just got home yesterday from a camping trip to Natchez state park and read this blog! wow does that sound good! Will she be feeding us when we come to Atlanta at the end of this month? If so I will bring my fat jeans!

 
At June 9, 2008 at 10:34 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

His Princess writes -

Beth, what is your ultimate comfort food indulgence? And how do you stay in such good shape?

Love and Blessings,
M Summer

 
At June 9, 2008 at 10:37 AM , Blogger katiegfromtennessee said...

Spiritual Mom Beth,

I found the other radio links at oneplace.com and listened to Romans 24 for this week-I didn't know those were on there! Yea!
I took notes, and I am so blessed! You know this is what I needed to hear! (can I put enough exclamation points in this post?!)
Quote from the radio broadcast: "There is nothing that the enemy can do to you that cannot turn into a crown and a blessing!...How can we lose?...Who would dare tangle with God by messing with one of His chosen?"

Chosen-chosen ones...I cried. It was too much!

I really want to live it for Him Beth! I am serious-I know you do too.

I will always pray for you, your fam,and LPM.

Blessings:)

katiegfromtennessee

 
At June 9, 2008 at 10:37 AM , Blogger ProverbsWomanWannaBe said...

Although this may be considered aiding and abetting the cooking cult I had to pass on this site that I "stumbled" on. www.tastespotting.com OH MY GOODNESS is it the "bomb"! I am totally in awe of the culinary masterpieces presented on this site and most are presented from the "Melissa's" of the world trying their hand at chefing!!! Praise God for your gift Melissa and your efforts. I am a recipe reader but not much of a doer. I am inspired by your zeal for trying things. It makes me want to try too!! Way to go girl...please check out the site, you do NOT want to miss it. I promise you will want to try EVERYTHING!!!

 
At June 9, 2008 at 12:59 PM , Blogger Unknown said...

Yummy! A piece of that with a scoop of homemade vanilla would send my day right over the edge.

 

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